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Dead, fed and red
While perusing the attention-deficit-disorder-friendly website of one of Vancouver’s daily newspapers over breakfast, we lost our appetite. Splayed across the website’s homepage was a grainy photo of a...
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Dress for Halloween success
As is the yearly tradition over here at K&K’s chamber of horrors, we like to give readers suggestions for original, one-of-a-kind costumes to don this Halloween season. You’re welcome. • Roberto...
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Drugs, drugs, drugs
By now you’ve probably heard of a new drug called Bath Salts, which is supposedly way more powerful than cocaine and said to be responsible for turning one dude into a zombie-like cannibal. Well,...
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Halloween help is here
With Halloween less than a week away and most costume parties taking place this weekend, the pressure is on to find the right outfit that says to friends, strangers and that sexually ambiguous mummy...
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Baird assures Canada’s ready for zombie invasion
OTTAWA — Rest assured Canadians, your government’s got your back should the undead decide to storm the borders and come after your brain. In response to a bizarre joke question from Winnipeg MP Pat...
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Zombie apocalypse: Canada is prepared, Tony Clement hints
After the revelation that Canada is under-prepared for a Cylon invasion, Conservative MP Tony Clement hinted that Canada was in fact ready for a much more relevant threat: Zombies. Triggered by the...
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Video: Zombies invade Vancouver streets
Living dead sporting blood splatterred bikinis, ripped shirts, neon tutus and grisly flesh wounds on display.
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Philadelphia Flyers goalie Steve Mason sports cool zombie mask
Steve Mason got a second life last year, being traded from hockey waste-land Columbus to hockey hotbed Philadelphia. So what better way to pay homage to his rise-from-the-NHL-dead, than to commission a...
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Tom Everett Scott talks new zombie show Z Nation (with video)
In the event of a zombie apocalypse, Tom Everett Scott has a plan: “Most zombies you can outrun — you’ve just got to keep their mouth away from you. Maybe buy a couple hockey masks.” Alas, the...
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Walking Dead boss Greg Nicotero promises gallons of gore
Give him an empty eyeball socket and he’ll swoon. A macerated muscle or brittle bone? They’re cause for delight. No doubt about it, Greg Nicotero loves talkin’ ’bout degeneration. The Walking Dead’s...
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